Pete Doherty Can't Fly

Pete ‘loves the smack’ Doherty was detained onboard an Easyjet flight from London to Barcelona last night, after flight attendants discovered a hypodermic needle in one of the toilet cubicles. Orange clad duty free pushers became suspicious after the Babyshambles frontman spent an ‘unusually’ long time away from his seat. No heroin was found, but they did discover a course of Methadone in his luggage - which he presumably needed to get through the hefty 2 hour flight.

An Easyjet spokesman told press: "You simply cannot take syringes on an aircraft without permission and cause a potential hazard to other passengers". It’s also been confirmed that he’s banned (for life) from taking any future flights with Easyjet.

It’s been a tough few months for Doherty. He’s been busted 7 times for drug possession, dumped by arguably the most beautiful woman in the world, told off for squirting blood at Germans and now he can’t get cheap flights. If I was Pete, I’d start jacking up young girls and pretend I was collecting ‘paint’ for blood art, or something ridiculous like that.