Voight Wants In

Angelina's bad dad, Jon Voight, has been telling MSNBC that he wants to see Brangelina's new baby girl. "I'm almost unable to describe how deeply happy I am for her parents and so happy to have this new little one in the world" said Voight exhaling murderously. "I can just think that one day, I'll just say 'Hey Shi, come over here."

The 67 year old Anaconda star has had a tricky relationship with his daughter in the past, mainly because she hates him. Voight 'left' when she was one, cheated on her mother and told the media that she hadn't sought his permission to adopt baby Maddox.

It's probably just me, but I don't reckon she'll go for it. It's not the fleeing and cheating (Brad's ex is still making crap films about her husband stealing antics). It's his face. Look at him, he's just not beautiful enough. If Shiloh sees anything that isn't beautiful, her face will fall off and Namibia will be engulfed in flames.